told a man to fuck off and his mate was like “it’s ok she’s a lesbian” and i was like yes the sound of your voice has made me a hardcore lesbian i can’t think about men anymore because i see your disgraceful visage in my mind’s eye
but seriously, yeah you’re right EVERY WOMAN WHO DOESNT RESPOND TO YOUR UNSOLICITED APPROACHES IS A LESBIAN BECAUSE NO WOMAN IN THE WORLD COULD TURN YOU DOWN FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN GENETICS BECAUSE YOU ARE A TIP TOP A PLUS MANLY MAN MAN WHO DESERVES EVERYTHING HE WANTS GOOD FOR YOU YOU GET TO BE HAPPY FOREVER
FANTASTIC