">

JODI PICCOULT


DREAM JOURNAL

18th February 2012

Text with 1 note

ATTN people who just show up at my house

this is now a fee for service operation

acceptable remuneration is as follows:

- avocado sushi and DON’T FUCKING FORGET WASABI

- fake duck & sriracha

- iced coffee

- those rainbow chocolate chips you put on cakes

- jatz

- cannellini bean hummus

- peaches (RIPE ok i don’t have time to wait around)

- potato gems

- white rabbit dark ale

- pictures of alan alda

- pickles

- very large cigar

- dog or puppy

Thank You.

Tagged: omg have you seen celia's blog so amusing love to read all txt posts really great

  1. senoritaprincesa posted this