February 2012
113 posts
and i’m like “you’re welcome i just call it how i see it” and then i look into the camera and shrug and then wink (BING!)
“thanks CLARISSA u really explained it all!”
– you guys
i just had this really cool idea where everyone just tries to be good people and not fuck with shit and not make anyone feel bad and help people when they are blue etc - so like instead of arguing about whose behavior and dialogues are like the most correct we are all just really really nice so no one is ever offended or whatever
i just fucked my face with a linda mccartney pie for the 1st time and like GOD
did u no - strange but tru!!
pandora bracelets are the world’s leading cause of cunt cancer!!
supplier just said “good girl” to me over the phone. nice and demeaning. wicked.
:'(
I GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS FUCKING OFFICE SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING COME AND GET ME
http://anotherhookerblog.tumblr.com/post/1793950791... →
anotherhookerblog:
senoritaprincesa:
sexist bullshit from skillpath’s women’s conference
how to succeed as a woman in business:
“keep your girlie hysteria locked away”
“clean up and make the office pretty!!”
“look attractive!!”
CELIA did someone srs try to send you to this in 2012???
hahah YEP. i’m heaps not going.
and like on a serious note does anyone know of any place in qld that is female friendly and not like mortifying
like a place i dont have to bring weapons
i mean like as far as “going out” is concerned
is there a way to change my whole blog to curlz mt (italisized)
let me know
thanks
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told a man to fuck off and his mate was like “it’s ok she’s a lesbian” and i was like yes the sound of your voice has made me a hardcore lesbian i can’t think about men anymore because i see your disgraceful visage in my mind’s eye
but seriously, yeah you’re right EVERY WOMAN WHO DOESNT RESPOND TO YOUR UNSOLICITED APPROACHES IS A LESBIAN BECAUSE NO WOMAN...
addendum: i wish
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MY TA-TAS ARE THIRSTY
dear diary
dinosaur/raichu sexting with someone i met once 2 months ago
maybe this means i’m finally growing up
love always
celia
I NEED TO EAT POTATO GEMS REAL SOON OR MY LIFE FORCE WILL FADE AWAY FREVER
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ATTN people who just show up at my house
this is now a fee for service operation
acceptable remuneration is as follows:
- avocado sushi and DON’T FUCKING FORGET WASABI
- fake duck & sriracha
- iced coffee
- those rainbow chocolate chips you put on cakes
- jatz
- cannellini bean hummus
- peaches (RIPE ok i don’t have time to wait around)
- potato gems
- white rabbit dark...
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really need to move this party to twitter i know.
i don’t know why performance art is always just like “go out on stage, make a mess and then leave”
i have cracked the secret to performance art i think.
or get a trampoline and live on it? i’m really confused AGAIN.
DOI!
okay it’s midnight and i think i have my life-plan sorted out and it is:
i will save up a lot of money and then just lie around all day and watch porn and when the money runs out i will kill myself
OR
become a life coach
probably both i guess
or make a long windows movie maker clip with fading scene transitions and i want the font to be papyrus
when i die i would like someone to post a zip file of all my one billion webcam selfies in memorium
this is my last will and testament
[some bullshit]
honeyneethetomboyfemme:
anotherhookerblog:
senoritaprincesa:
doc johnson are a fish making deen peen replicas and magda szubanksi is a lesbeen woman — cool day 2day
Oh yeah like, FUCK my personal life, Magda came out!!!!! so glad to be kin with that hilarious fat dyke <3
No sarcasm this is suuuuuch good news!
Whoa whoa WHOA Did Magda come out or was just part of the joke??
yeah no...
doc johnson are a fish making deen peen replicas and magda szubanksi is a lesbeen woman — cool day 2day
saw this movie today called “look it’s fassbender’s cock, look at fassbender using his cock”. it was ok.
i watched it twice