December 2011
30 posts
yeh i do understand that i have things wrong with me
how did i get 2b like this
someone plz start posting large amounts of bulldog pics
ta.
heh bardvark
2 tags
i wish to be struck down with a horrible disease so i do not have to do today
also there should be an agency where i can hire someone to come up to me @ parties & work environments and they like tell me some really terrible news and make me leave the situation
there needs to be a food delivery service for shut-ins where you get an IM 5 minutes after the deliverer (who wears night vision so you dont have to turn the porch lights on) has dropped your food off in a very secret hidden place and driven away.
and like they only offer their employees very short contracts so no one person knows how much food you eat at any given time.
do you think i could get pizza just slid under my door so we dont have to look at eachother’s faces
getting it all figured out today w/ my deep thoughts n such
when i die i want people to be able to rummage through my dvd collection @ the estate auction and be a glad i’m dead
5 tags
havin that timeless problem where i’m hungry but don’t want to leave the house to get groceries & dont want to interact with a pizza delivery person either
dear vegan blogs!
i LIKE your infographics they’re very 2011 but i would like to see your sources. like not that i don’t believe you because we’re friends & i believe you but there are heaps of people who aren’t your friends so you know cmon.
im so fucking awesome
tonight is going to be a huge waste of my attractiveness AGAIN.
the wanker on my veranda
talking about having an ad for his dumb band before the movie plays in the cinema
or making people watch a whole video clip
holy crap does anyone need a housemate?
